Sunday 28 February 2010

SNFC Substitution - Halfling Pit Fight!

As theres no Saturday Night Fight Club this week I thought I'd offer this as a substitute (and because I hates Hobbitses) and I always liked the pit fighting part in the first Conan film.

Anybody ever play or remember A2 Secret of the Slavers Stockade?
Lets assume for a moment there arent a party of adventurers rampaging through the fort and the match goes ahead without intervention........

Well in Room 33 of the Upper Level - Servants Quarters the following match is happening.....

Halfling - Level 0 (1+1 HD) AC 10 - but lets give him 16 Dex (so AC 8)
D 1-3 Tableleg
hp: 7

Against......

A Badger - HD 1+2 AC 4 d 1-3 Bite
hp:8

Round 1 initiative : Hobbit 4 + 2 for Dex reaction = 6, Badger 6 (5 with movement penalty)
Hobbit to hit: 16 damage : 3
Badger now has 5 hp - these little chaps are vicious in a tight spot!
Badger to hit: : 18 - hit - 2 damage
Hobbit also has 5 hp

Gladiators ready!
Round 2.....
Badger initiative:4
Hobbit initiative:3

Badger to hit: 6..................ohhhhh
Hobbit to hit: 16.......booooo ........1 damage
End of round 2 Hobbit 5 hp, Badger 4 hp........

The crowd of goblins and kobolds in the room are going wild.................

Round 3:
Hobbit initiative 5
Badger 5
simultaneous!
both hit!.........Badger 3, Hobbit 1 (puny chairleg clubs for you!)
End of round three its all even again - Hobbit 2 hp, Badger 3 hp.........

Round four:
Initiative..........simultaneous again - 4 apiece!
Hobbit hits........badger...........misses..............
1 damage to the badger giving him 2 hp left and still in with a chance........

Round five:
Initiative: Badger 4 Hobbit 8 (!)
Both miss...........which will no doubt attact a few missiles from the crowd (they are kobolds and goblins after all!)

Round six:
Initiative: Hobbit - 3 Badger 4 (no doubt the Hobbits thinking about 3rd breakfast!)
Badger to hit........20.......
Hobbit to hit...........9.......

Damage to hobbit 6 ............-3 hp and gouting!
BADGER WINS.............despite having his back legs tied together in the adventure description and an initiative penalty!................

Now that surprised even me at the end!

So Mr Badger what are the good things in life?.................

4 comments:

  1. hilarious! stupid hobbit - thought you had a chance didn't ya! yo Gorbag, pay up sucker.

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  2. Apparently Badgers also eat small mammals - which in my book naturally includes hobbitses.....B-)

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  3. Mwa-ha-ha-ha! My money was on the badger from the start. I could almost hear Mole and Ratty cheering him on from the stands!

    (nice post, by the way - I appreciate the substitution)

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  4. Ratty and Mole were probably the matchday snacks......on a stick......B-)

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